Kill her with your own happiness

My name's Victoria, I'm a hermit and I hardly ever leave my cave but I ain't even mad because I got a great summer ahead of me: a ton of books, my cat Bella, my baby bunny Mika, my amazing best friend aka My Mum and all the cola in the world. Please do tell me if you hate me, my blog or anything on it, you know, since I created it to please y'all. Not. Peace out. ☮

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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Last night with long hair holy shit I’m gonna do it omfgjnkhdhxfd fngdvfghnhggnbdfggbf so excited and worried and nervous but mostly excited.

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

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