(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
I know you’re meant to live in the moment and enjoy it etc etc but honestly I can’t wait to get out of the city and own my own bit of land and have my vege gardens, fed with worm wee and castings from my worm farm, and get meat from a free range butcher and other stuff like flour from a bulk food store, carried in reusable cloth bags. I can’t wait to be baking my own bread and cookies and milking my own cow and getting eggs from my own chickens and bringing up my kids in cloth diapers and having a bunch of pets. All the while being a veterinarian or something during the day and helping animals (even if it just means vaccinating a hundred cats a day). I just want to live the simpler life. Sleep under the stars sometimes, beautiful skies with no light pollution from the city lights. I want to look at the wonderful things I have made for myself and be satisfied in a wholesome way. Not in a materialistic way. Maybe im being naive but I think I can make this life for myself.
1. Blow nose.
2. Apply soothing ointment to sore nose.
3. Saline Spray 4 times each nostril.
4. Huge sip of water to wash down saline and germy mucous
5. Notice your nose is running again already
Enduring sickness with only physical defenses eg fess and no anti bacterial/biotic is hard work. (Im doing us all a favour by refraining from increasing antibacterial resistance over a little cold)
You know you’re stupid when you ask a question and the teacher asks if you really want to ask that out loud ‘or would that be really embarrassing’ lol
OMG I’m dying my cat fell off the bed